Best Yo Mama Jokes

Show'em what you are thinking with only the best Yo Mama Jokes from 4 categories:

-Yo Mama is so fat, (...)

-Yo Mama is so ugly, (...)

-Yo Mama is so stupid, (...)

-Yo Mama is so old, (...)

Examples:

-Yo Mama is so fat, we are in her right now.

-Yo Mama is so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

-Yo Mama is so stupid, when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

-Yo Mama is so old, her social security number is 1.


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PLEASE NOTE:
V1.0 was a german only version, now (V1.1 and later) it is also available in english.