Saved my life – Switchblade, Free self defense. Review

One afternoon I was wandering home from school and as I walked I noticed I was being followed. I tried to lose the guy by cutting through an alley, but it was a trap! Suddenly all kinds of theives and lowlifes were surrounding me. Immediately I reached for my switchblade(app). I made quick work of them, having lots of experience with a blade from many an hour spent playing skyrim. However as soon as I finished the last of them, Batman appeared! He demanded I pay a fine for loitering. We both knew that wasn't going to happen. The battle lasted 7 days and 4 nights. Finally, I stood victorious over the unconcious Dark Knight, and bellowed a battle cry that pierced the heavens. Then I used the app to make pbj and Fluttershy hugged me. /)
Review by Mr. Peanut651 on Switchblade, Free self defense..