Switchblade, Free self defense.
| Category | Price | Seller | Device |
|---|---|---|---|
| Entertainment | Free | justin zito | iPhone, iPad, iPod |
*Thanks for making us the #1 FREE app in entertainment!*
Ever caught walking down a dark alley at night? Ever been attacked by a group of ninjas? Ever dressed up like a ballerina.. wait what?
SWITCHBLADE is there to help!
Switchblade offers the real feeling of a fake knife, and it can be concealed inside of your iPod or iPhone.
Check it out, and feel the thrill and excitement of holding a REAL.. fake.. Switchblade!
Features...
- Tempered in 100% faux Type 440 Stainless Steel
- Advanced spring technology used by NASA, gives you reliable movement that you can depend on.
- Stealth sound effects to let everyone know that you're REALLY.. not ARMED.
- Silver/Garlic/Wood/Kryptonite tip provides protection against Werewolves, Vampires, Superman, and your little sister.
*Disclaimer* Though this knife has been thoroughly tested and used in hunting various people/aliens, it is not guaranteed to work on your little sister.
It's totally free.. Take a minute, stop being serious, and have some mindless fun... Slaying zombies.
If you're actually still reading this, then congratulations, you have an attention span that is higher than 99.99999% of other users.
Thank you, and please feel free to post a review with a story how you used Switchblade.
Reviews
Thanks!
Dacreepahdude
The other night I had a hot date with that fat girl from the glee club, so I left early with my Iphone. Then, Bob Saget leaped out of a bush with a couple ginger kids and started to attack me. The kryptonite tip absolutely frightened them and I lived happily ever after with that fat girl from the glee club.
Saved my life!!!
The Zombie Killa
So I was sleeping then I heard a groan, so I got up picked up my iTouch and walked to the living room and there they were ZOMBIES!!! Yea so I went into this app and wablammo! Stab! Stab! Stab! three zombies on the ground... Yea I love it.
Dumb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This app is dumb the knife is not even sharp! If you fix that I will give it a one star! So get to work!
Lifesaver
Gerson540
I was walkin down a dark aley when all of the sudden Britney Spears showed up shaving her head and threatened me to shave my head also if I didnt give her my virginity; all of this happened while I was dressed up with a tutu and was wearing slippers and my sexy tiara. She asked where her children were and I answered that Kevin had so she said: It's Britney * Itch and summoned ninjas, rapers, vampires, dick suckers, buttholes and a pack of hobos. I remembered that I had downloaded this cool app and managed to kill all of them. This is a Life saver, God bless whoever created this!!!
-----------THANKS!!!---------
SHOE JOSH
------------------------------ i only downloaded this just to right a stupid re iew and make fun of this app waiste of time!!!! -----------------------------
Awesome
Wardog699
I walked in my house and was getting robbed so I whipped this thing out straight shanked the dude 9 times. Life saving app.
Great app.
YoBroFromAnthaMatha
This app Is awesome. I saw a guy stealing candy from a baby so I decided to get involved. I heroicly pulled out my iPod touch and automaticlly knew where to go, strait for my switch blade. I told the guy to drop the candy or I would have to do something we would both regret. He dropped the candy and then my battery died and he pulled out a gun and shot me. Twice one in the hip and then the other was lodged in my quad. So this is a great app, but make sure you charge up your iPod/iPhone when going out to deal with a guy stealing candy from a baby and has a gun.
