I hope you like watching ads! – Dan The Man Review

Ads! And more ads! I hope you enjoyed that 45 seconds of gameplay! Now here's 17 minutes of ads slapping you in the face! Multiple ads mid level. Then an ad after level. Then you have to watch 4-5 ads to unlock the next level. Gameplay would {45 second advertisement} be fun if it {45 second advertisement} weren't {15 second advertisement} interrupted.
Review by Jay Marioti is a woman beater on Dan The Man.