Charming but difficult & pointless* – Teatime Samurai Review

I don't want to be harsh, but this game seemed really cool at first. That was until I played it for about fifteen minutes or more or less. I got to level four and killed 400-some zombies and other monsters before thinking what's the point. It's a silly game premise. You get a note that says to get tea from your samurai master while you fight horses of zombies and get rewarded with--you guessed it, tea. You move with the left stick and shoot with the right. It seems you have multiple lives and a flashlight that goes down for some reason that you have to keep picking up these dropped things that look like bombs. The graphics go with the game but are very simple and pixelated. I do like the music. All you do is move around and keep destroying enemies by holding the right side with your thumb and keep collecting things so you won't run out of light until you face an odd, annoying to fight boss fight where your enemy could be a yellow crane that spews mini yellow cranes or a computer master dude who had annoying machines shooting you and seems impossible to kill. There does not seem to be more weapons or things to unlock except a high score which you can put your initials because they don't have enough space for your five letter first name. Fun for a few minutes but then difficult, hurts your fingers and becomes a code rather than being fun.
Review by sarasarasarAAA on Teatime Samurai.