Teatime Samurai
| Category | Price | Seller | Device |
|---|---|---|---|
| Games | Free | Benjamin Ehrlich | iPhone, iPad, iPod |
Teatime Samurai is a twin-stick arcade-style shoot-em-up where as your fight gets bigger your light gets smaller. As you use your lantern to fight the many monsters of ancient Japan, your light source shrinks. Gotta get that oil!
FEATURING fast paced action-gameplay, a totally realistic rendering of ancient Japan, silly noises, and a multitude of colorful enemies including:
ZOMBIES, ONI ON SCOOTERS, ONI NOT ON SCOOTERS, LaSeR eYeS, EVIL FROG WOMEN, BASS, CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT,
...and many more!
"THIS GAME IS GREAT AND YOU SHOULD BUY IT" -The Guy Who Made It
"The other guys, all they have to do is use their big butts and big python arms to hit homers" -Ken Griffey Jr
PLAY Teatime Samurai Today!!!! Or don't, I'm not your dad!
Reviews
Most pleasurable to play
doctor blizzard
Fun and odd and engaging. Like the first snow the zombies must go. Teatime for the samurai--and the soul. Thank you wise creator.
Charming but difficult & pointless*
sarasarasarAAA
I don't want to be harsh, but this game seemed really cool at first. That was until I played it for about fifteen minutes or more or less. I got to level four and killed 400-some zombies and other monsters before thinking what's the point. It's a silly game premise. You get a note that says to get tea from your samurai master while you fight horses of zombies and get rewarded with--you guessed it, tea. You move with the left stick and shoot with the right. It seems you have multiple lives and a flashlight that goes down for some reason that you have to keep picking up these dropped things that look like bombs. The graphics go with the game but are very simple and pixelated. I do like the music. All you do is move around and keep destroying enemies by holding the right side with your thumb and keep collecting things so you won't run out of light until you face an odd, annoying to fight boss fight where your enemy could be a yellow crane that spews mini yellow cranes or a computer master dude who had annoying machines shooting you and seems impossible to kill. There does not seem to be more weapons or things to unlock except a high score which you can put your initials because they don't have enough space for your five letter first name. Fun for a few minutes but then difficult, hurts your fingers and becomes a code rather than being fun.
Strange Retro fun!
Xineph
This game is retro 80s style fun. It took me a few rounds to figure out that the attacks are what makes your light shrink! So if you aren't fast enough killing the armies of zombies and other fast enemies then, no tea for you! Love the giant foot.
Retro Cool
Qwertasasas
An homage to the great early arcade games of the 80s, right down to the Japanese heritage. Simple but fun. Not as engaging as "DX Control" by the same studio, which has a similar retro feel, but far more strategy and tactical engagement.
