Lifesaver – Switchblade, Free self defense. Review

I was walkin down a dark aley when all of the sudden Britney Spears showed up shaving her head and threatened me to shave my head also if I didnt give her my virginity; all of this happened while I was dressed up with a tutu and was wearing slippers and my sexy tiara. She asked where her children were and I answered that Kevin had so she said: It's Britney * Itch and summoned ninjas, rapers, vampires, dick suckers, buttholes and a pack of hobos. I remembered that I had downloaded this cool app and managed to kill all of them. This is a Life saver, God bless whoever created this!!!
Review by Gerson540 on Switchblade, Free self defense..