Zero Punctuation: Hatfall

HATFALL is a high-energy game of skill and hat-wearing born from Zero Punctuation, the hit online video series from The Escapist, created by the man behind ZP, Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw.

Category	Price	Seller	Device
Games	$1.99	Defy Media, LLC	iPhone, iPad, iPod

Zero Punctuation: Hatfall Screenshot on iOS

When Yahtzee finds that his hat has gone missing there’s only one option: collect as many hats as you possibly can.

Fortunately hats are falling from the sky for no adequately explored reason, ready to be caught by your head. Just make sure you avoid the anvils and refrigerators that are also falling from the sky for no adequately explored reason.

And try not to get confused by all the people who look exactly like you trying to do the same thing.

And watch out for the short-tempered wizard. In short, it's not as easy as it sounds. But to truly master the art of putting on hats, you must acquire them by any means necessary.

Catch them, steal them, embezzle them, and if all else fails, seduce them.

Port Optimization by: Collected Worlds

NOTE - Please be aware that due to hardware limitations Hatfall may not run well on the iPhone 4/iPad2/iPad Mini 1 and below.

Reviews

What a game should be!
QDLLC

I bought the app to support Zero Punctuation’s work, but this app exceeds expectations. It’s brain-dead simple but gets challenging fast. Packed with surprises and irreverent humor. If only all games could be this good.

Wonderful! BUT
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I purchased this game immediately after the announcement video even though I had to buy it. It's amazing and fun even though I had no idea what I was doing starting. I can't put it down! One problem is that it keeps bloody crashing!! I bought a gold desk and it was stolen, as I was drunkenly filling out the insurance claim one of my friends messaged me and just the alert made the game BLOODY CRASH! I lost my shiny gold desk! When I get to the point of wanting to murder anyone who dares disturb me when I'm playing, that means it's a good game. But PLEASE fix the bloody crashes, while I take out my anger on these hats.

Move over, Medal of Honor. We have a new champion
Why'reyoureadingthisyouknob

Hatfall is a third person cover based shooter which has riveting and revolutionary gameplay elements and a deep enriching storyline which rivals the literary masterpieces of Titanfall, Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Future Solider and Peggle. In the year 2034 humanity is at the breakpoint of self destruction, which the lead antagonist General Sovietman, wishes to take advantage of. Stealing a 1.21 gigawat nuclear bomb and detonating it on Kenya sparks an international conflict only you, Burly McWhitedude, can conquer. The tight and precise mechanics involved in the shooting controls, climbing controls, and QuickTime events are staggering. This is only further brought in the spotlight by the irrelevant and unnecessary charisma meters which will allow your allies to actually do something only if you perform all 2,349,784 hub world side quests about Sgt. Fischer's dog (Hey it was a really cute Boxer I'll have you know). What really makes this game shine is the spectacular voice acting brought about by a fresh face to the game industry Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw. Backed up by the ever spectacular Nolan North and Troy Baker, every racial slur and cringeworthy pun put me in absolute anger as I couldn't have come up with such comedy gold first. To sum up, this game comes into its own class and will top all FPS franchises for centuries. Oh yeah and it isn't coming to the PiSsa 4 or Xbone because console players are losers. PC scum are lucky enough to have a slightly toned down version, but the real masterpiece lies on the iPhone. 69/10

Basically a one note joke
Rybat Grimes

It's fun for a few tries until the entire concept of the game becomes extremely obnoxious.

I can assure you this is a game.
GrunkMcsaucy

If you try only one hat-putting on simulation this year, this game is one of your options. The controls are a little wonky at the sides sometimes. The jokes and occasional game breaks keep it from getting stale too fast. If you like Zero Punctuation why are you reading this review instead of watching it on YouTube?

Super Fun Game
TakeitEasier

I barely like Yahtzee but this game is fun. It is so simple yet so hard to beat. Seriously, all you have to do is wear the stupid hat and i can’t do it.