Zero Punctuation: Hatfall Reviews

Stupid fun, but wait, depth?

mbourgon

Not sure how much depth, but an hour in and I wound up as a bear accountant, in between catching hats. And I had a glimpse of a some sort of Japanese game... At its core, though, it's basic. Put person under hat. Then they ramp up the difficulty. Add people. Falling cars. Wizards hats... All with pithy Yahtzee quips between levels.

brilliant

VanGoj

a great game with complex characters and incredible graphics and entertaining gameplay, nevermind the well designed environments, but thats enough about half life 2, hatfall is good i guess

Seems boring at first BUT!!!

Zack24635

So much depth! In two hours, I dealt with the wrath of wizards, embezzled money from a bear fragrance corporation, filed claims for a stolen golden desk, and so much more! Love Yahtzee as well!

NOT Optimized For IPhone 4

Gundam Bass

I'd like to offer a dissenting opinion from those currently sucking the esteemed Mr. Croshaw's bell-end. In case you missed the above, I only have an IPhone 4, but considered it my duty nonetheless to purchase this app (if only in the vain hopes that he would stop rabbiting on about it in his reviews). On my first launching of the app, it almost immediately crashed. On my second launching of the app, I made it to the starting menu, but when I attempted to view the hat store, it crashed. For the third launching, replace "hat store" with "gift hats". Running out of options with which to crash with, I started the main game, which played well enough (even though I couldn't make it past level 3). Finally, I had hatted my mans enough times to earn my first bonus hat! After being crushed by yet another falling object, I was taken to the bonus screen, and my lovely prize! In case you couldn't tell, I was lying. Because the game actually crashed. That's all from me. Resume sucking!

The best darn thing since birds inna slingshot...

Jaiden T

"Hatfall: The official Zero Punctuation hat-putting-on simulator" is undoubtedly the greatest and most realistic hat simulation software ever made. Plebeians may argue such a lofty position is only to be held by hat simulators that include online social interactions (with the optional addition of a team-based, weapons mini-game). They are wrong (and also plebeians). Allow me to demonstrate why in four easy steps: 1. Locate a hat. 2. Place that hat on your head. 3. Double check your hatted noggin. 4. Realise that there is, in fact, not a hat atop your thick skull - in reality you grabbed your phone and/or mobile device, opened the application store, typed "super-ultra realistic hat-based game" into the search bar, tapped on the first result, payed for Yahtzee Croshaw's game, waited for your shoddy wifi provider to stop moping on the floor and get on with downloading the flipping thing, opened your newly purchased app, and mistook the resulting experience for ACTUALLY PLACING A HAT ATOP YOUR HEAD. At this point I would recommend you purchase "Hatfall: The official Zero Punctuation hat-putting-on simulator"; however, because you followed my four easy steps, I can now move directly to the part where I bring up a few small criticisms. A Few Small Criticisms: 1. (MINOR SPOILER) The late-game name entry system comes pre-abused. I wish I could have entered my own nasty curse words into it. 2. (MAJOR SPOILER) Since I purchased this game, it has become impossible to tell if I am wearing a hat or not. Sometimes I will leave the house, positive there is a hat upon my head, only to find that I was actually just playing "Hatfall: The official Zero Punctuation hat-putting-on simulator". I have lost jobs, lovers, and a position of high power in the "Cult of Dangerous and Sinful Hat-Wearers" to this game. Hat out of Four; definitely worth it, despite life ruining bugs.

An emotional roller coaster for the ages

Mrsebena

Seriously though it is pretty rocking, and if you find it boring and repetitive, keep playing. You never know what crazy sh** Mr. Croshaw has up his sleeve.

Funny, fast-paced, and true to its source

BananaKing2010

I'd recommend this game to any Zero Punctuation fan. The gameplay is typical mobile phone time wasting fare. The jokes are rapid fire, and the timing is impeccable. I've never laughed this hard playing a game. Some of the humor works for anyone familiar with gaming industry and culture, but it helps to have seen at least a few reviews by Yahtzee so you understand his style of critique and humor. A real treat.

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