Wonderful! BUT – Zero Punctuation: Hatfall Review

I purchased this game immediately after the announcement video even though I had to buy it. It's amazing and fun even though I had no idea what I was doing starting. I can't put it down! One problem is that it keeps bloody crashing!! I bought a gold desk and it was stolen, as I was drunkenly filling out the insurance claim one of my friends messaged me and just the alert made the game BLOODY CRASH! I lost my shiny gold desk! When I get to the point of wanting to murder anyone who dares disturb me when I'm playing, that means it's a good game. But PLEASE fix the bloody crashes, while I take out my anger on these hats.
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