The Cracked Reader
| Category | Price | Seller | Device |
|---|---|---|---|
| Entertainment | $23.99 | Literally Media LTD | iPhone, iPad, iPod |
Chances are you’ve been navigating Cracked by tapping, pinching and groping your touch screen. Could that be why the man/woman of your dreams has yet to tackle you in public and make love to you? Almost definitely.
The Cracked Reader combines all of the mind blowing facts (did you know a zombie apocalypse is scientifically possible?), pop culture analysis (who’s the greatest Batman of all time?), and info-graphics (a body map explaining what your neck tattoo says about you to prospective employers) that have made Cracked the fastest growing humor site on the internet.
Includes:
* An easy to navigate, fast loading feed featuring all of our latest content.
* The Cracked Reader-exclusive Editor’s picks, a daily updating feed of the best of our thousands of articles, hand selected by Michael Swaim, Robert Brockway, Dan O’Brien, David Wong and Jack O’Brien.
* Faster loading and easier to navigate versions of all of the content that used to be so difficult to read in the bathroom.
* Video and photo feeds of Craptions, and more!
Fans are already calling it a major breakthrough in laughing at your mobile phone technology:
“Like the Onion App, except it actually has articles!” – Comedy fan
“The thing they said about me is totally true. Buy this app or I’ll think you’re a pervert, and we'll never get it on.” –Man / Woman of your dreams.
Reviews
Sigh
Dragonkisses
I haven’t been able to view content on this app for months. The site loads a blank page. I can go to the menu and load articles and it shows the title even the comments but doesn’t show the actual article. As great as the comments are, I can get that on Facebook. I think I’ve waited long enough. I hoped it would get fixed, but I don’t think it’s going to happen. I’m deleting.
From the folks that brought you hot farts comes....disappointment
Radish7453
When you can’t even register...You know that no one cares about quality Bye bye....
junk
Rw8911
Like other reviews app hasn't worked in months and no response from owners, a once great app thats now useless garbage DELETE!!
App Stopped Showing Articles Long Ago...
Pumpkins68
...even after I paid something like $42 in December 2019. Good luck getting customer service. Bye, Cracked. You were once a friend.
It literally does not work.
BigsexyKP
As of writing, none of the articles load. And most of the images weren’t loading months before. It is a waste of space. Ads work though. Hooray.
Broken!
Verjigormm
Over the past few months things just stopped working. First it was the captions, then the headers, and then the images. Now the articles won’t even load, and I’m definitely not going on their ad-infested website. Guess I have to look elsewhere for quick reads.
A mess
Rickstet5638
Yes, the articles are mostly engaging and suit my attention deficit mindset but rarely do the pictures accompanying the article manifest. The captions to unseen pictures have been unintelligibly stacked on top of each other for years. Why this mess continues is a mystery. I wouldn’t think that cracked would endeavor to offer me this unprofessional mish mash of glitches yet it continues unabated. The latest malfunction—now the articles aren’t even showing up. I’ve never encountered ANYTHING this lousy and pathetic. Update: the app is now refusing to load the images. It’s if it’s slowly disappearing from my phone lol. Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse
Love the content, hate the app
Cdangerklep
It quits unexpectedly (A LOT) and sometimes doesn’t refresh articles for a long time. Please fix the bugs- it is impossible to enjoy as is
App has suddenly stopped working
XLightbringer
I can no longer read articles, the app frequently closes, but hey.....at least I can still see the ads.
