Pocket Shrek Reviews – Page 8
5/5 rating based on 109 reviews. Read all reviews for Pocket Shrek for iPhone.
Pocket Shrek is free iOS app published by No Yetis Allowed Limited
Shrek is love, Shrek is life...
Killer Shrekstar
Before I downloaded this app, my life was falling apart. Lost my job and had a divorce. I was planning to drink bleach and choke on it. Until I've found this app. I decided to download it and... And it changed my life. Shortly after downloading the game, I smelled onions in the room. Then I saw our ogrelord and saviour, Shrek. He said, "Don't worry laddie, you're in for a look life changing ride." He picked me with his ogre hands and flew through the roof. Shrek than flew at a speed that it couldn't be measured. My ex-wife hears a bang. She went to look what it was. She than heard a voice saying, "How dare you make a perfectly good onion layer terrible. You're going to pay the price." Shrek than crashed threw the ceiling and crushed her into an onion. I would eat her for dinner later on. Afterwards, he flew to my work and into the room where my boss was. My boss was in the middle of a meeting when he heard a loud knock. Shrek opened the door and shouted, "Prepare your anus laddies." Shrek than raped everybody in the room. One female employee tried to call the police, but Shrek raped her to death with his mighty ogreforce. By the time she was dead, most employees were out of the building. Shrek than looked toward me and gave a wink. My heart was pounding. But it pumped for disappointment. Shrek than magically gave me a new girlfriend, higher paying job, and 2 $100 iTunes gift cards to purchase everything in this shrektastic game. Thank you Shrek
Pocket Shrek is Fantastic
tomek934
Pocket Shrek is the new generation of gaming. The gameplay makes me want to play it all day, and Murphy makes me want to get papa johns. Whenever Shrek farts I die. This will make a good comeback for Shrek so hopefully Dreamworks makes Shrek 5. plz make sequel
This app is the cure to all of humanity's problems
Azaleamurphy
I had no faith in humanity before I downloaded this life saving app. All the hatefulness in the world was too much for my frail self to bear. I thought all hope was lost. Then I found this app. I could have our ogrelord and savior right on my phone, just a thumbtap away, for free. I was overjoyed. As soon as I opened the app I could smell the onions permeating the room, seeping through the walls, coursing through my veins. I saw Shrek himself laying there, in all his glory, right in his swamp. And in that moment, I was there. I was with my ogrelord. I woke him up tenderly, and I helped him to pass gas, and I watched him let out his mighty roar, and I watched him perform his Swamp Shuffle. And as I spent more and more time with my ogrelord, I realized that Shrek made me feel truly happy. Shrek put joy back into my life. His mighty ogrelord started appearing in my dreams, telling me I was doing good things. And that's when it happened. One of the dreams just felt so real, and when I woke up, he was there. His breath smelled of the most fragrant of onions as he whispered in my ear, "I can bring you to my swamp." I was elated, I could finally leave this disgusting race behind to please and be with my ogrelord and only my ogrelord. But I knew I could do something more noble. Shrek could unite us all. All us brogres under one bright, swampy sun. I told him that I couldn't come with him because I needed to tell more people about his mighty power. He gave a simple nod and flew out my window. Now it is my duty to beseech you to believe in the ogrelord. Give into his oniony love. Bathe in the swamps and sing smash mouth in his honor. Only then will he come to save us all.
Good game
AnimationSmoothie
I like the game it's enjoyable I have a little suggestion for the music box game maybe there could be a few more songs from the movies soundtracks to play? Just an idea
Great Game 12/10 Dulocs
Poopadoop.com
This game changed my entire look on life. Before this game I was depressed and had meatball problems. When I downloaded the app I realized it wasn't just an app. It was a new look on life. Shrek ran into my room and gave me onions. We ate the onions together while watching Scared Shrekless on Netflix. That was the best day of my life. Download this for ultimate happiness.