Pocket Shrek Reviews – Page 5
5/5 rating based on 109 reviews. Read all reviews for Pocket Shrek for iPhone.
Pocket Shrek is free iOS app published by No Yetis Allowed Limited
My favorite emotional meltdown
unfunnycretin#675
This game is beyond words of comprehension. I found out about this game from a friend. And it caused me to have an existential crisis I was moved to tears knowing something this disgusting, corporate, and most shrek-tastic thing to steal my storage space on my phone to this day. So buy pocket shrek today and waste countless seconds of your short but precious life playing something meaningful!
SHREK HATES COMMIES TOO!!!!!!!!
TravisJohnson206
It says Shrek is a "mean green fighting machine" referring to the Green Berets of the United States Army during the Vietnam war. Therefore, Shrek hates dirty Reds.
Shrek
Hortmann22
Shrek is the man the myth the legend. He is my lord and savior. Praise you o’shrek almighty
Shrek my Savior
Shrek my Love
Shrek saved me from my suicidal thoughts. I now have the ambition to live. Shrek came to me in a dream and told me to get this game. He said I was now in his swamp. I think I'm gonna be in his swamp for a long time.
If god doesn't exist explain this
Ruffmnine
Best game I've ever played, might just play this the rest of my life instead of eating and sleeping
Changed me forever
Kayla_loves_kameron
If not for our lord and saviour Shrek Christ, I would not be here today. He lifted me from the heavy swamps and penetrated me, and made me stronger.
I love Shrek, but......
A rather Shrektastic person
The game keeps crashing every time I do something. Like go to donkey to finish a quest. Great game, but PLEASE FIX!!! Shrek has giving me meaning and I'm excited for Shrek 5, please be the light of my life and fix this shrexy game. Thank you??? ???????????????????????
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
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This is not only an app, but a guidance through life. Shrek is always there for me, and I am always there for Shrek. I just want him to grab me with his mighty ogre grip, and then take me to his swamp and give me a big shrektastic ogre hug ❤️❤️❤️?