Freakin Flying Mustaches!!!! – Flying Mustache Review

This game is ruining my life. I cannot sleep without seeing the floating mustache. I smell bacon and a cat is chasing me. I threw my phone out the window last night and when I woke up this morning it was on my pillow. I tried shaving this morning and started tapping on the mirror but nothing happened. No bacon, no cats, nothing. I'm losing my mind. HELP!
Review by Sports Fan 4 Life on Flying Mustache.