Unspeakably BORING – Awesome cop Review

The positive reviews are most likely fake, just look at the names of the reviewers. The one star reviews tell it like it is. Endless sloooow conversations, inventory that does not work, an unlikely plot, an unlikeable "hero", foul language, crude behavior. What's NOT to dislike about this stupid game? Surely one of the worst in the App Store.
Review by Gates of Eden on Awesome cop.