GOD HAS CAME – Banana Kong Review

This game is the new Jesus. It is better than Ocarina of time and All of the Halos. Harder than dark souls, but 2x of the fun. This the super Mario bros of the platformers. Games like a peice of art if Hitler wasn’t a good guy in war he’d use his art skills to make this. This the among us of mobile games. The iron man armored adventures of cinema, the story telling rivals dark souls combined with Skyrim, the graphics rival avengers end game cgi, if British people were real they would worship this game. This PAC-man of my brain. This the best since the fake government made human Obama. This game single handedly removed my aids,cancer, and depression and now I’m finally happy this game is funniest thing since impractical jokers, if you kill yourself 10 times in the game then break your phone an Easter egg will appear and sal valcano will jump from your phone and kiss you. This is the Gordon Ramses of Video games. I will make temple of this game. So my review of the game is, is pretty good.
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