Please – Terminal Escape Lite Review

Dear Opressive: I cannot buy this.My parents don't want me to buy the full version, for money versions.I do not have any paid games,but I really want this app.Will you please,please make it free???Can you make this app free for my sisters birthday,April 23?Or a late birthday present for my Dad?(His was two days ago or something.)I really want the full version.If you do,I will tell everybody about you.My friend has this iPhone,and he has a lot of payed games.I'm sure he will buy this.My cousin,same thing.Please???
Review by Goodhacker on Terminal Escape Lite.