Floating pieces of Crap – Num Nums Review

I highly recommend this game to any animal activist or person who has been victimized by a suffocation or drowning incident. Perhaps the sheer hopelessness of having any real chance of escape by reaching the surface will ignite a panic attack or painful flashback. Along with the conscience riding image of a sad, oil-soaked sea creature at Game Over and the creepy pieces of crap that try halting my rise, I feel as though the game is meant to crush ones hopes and dreams. I applaud your ingenuity at screwing over the player also. Oh, how I love the experience of being trapped right after using your rather deleterious green power-up. I thank thee for my waste of time on this horrible designed game.
Review by "Strategy Gamers of America" on Num Nums.