I WANT MY MONEY BACK!! – Talking Kitten for iPhone Review

HORRIBLE. Same dumb picture with the same mouth "animation" for everything. VOICE IS AWFUL!! Really, unbelievably bad, screechy and irritating. Cat doesn't say anything cute and rambles on for 20-30 seconds at a time (which feels like eternity). If it would have done nothing but purr and meow it would have been a MILLION times better. Description says he "talks back to you", implying that he responds to your verbal input. THIS IS A LIE. The only thing it does is spout random crap when you touch the screen. Screenshots show "icons" of a salad and a hamster at the bottom of the screen, suggesting you can interact with the cat and make him eat or play with a toy. THIS IS ALSO A LIE. The icons are just part of the scenery, and do nothing. The screenshots also show a "save" button, suggesting that you can customizing the app (presumably by having it repeat your spoken input) and save it for later. ANOTHER LIE. The "save" button just displays a catalog of the preprogrammed phrases the cat says. LIE, LIE, LIE!!!! Misrepresentation bordering on criminal. ABSOLUTE RIP-OFF!!!
Review by RobinTheBrave on Talking Kitten for iPhone.