FIX NOW!!!!! – Minecraft Review

So I get the game and I REALLY want to CRAFT my OWN SKINS!!!!!And,I really really REALLY want to play multi-player BUT I’m homeschooled and I don’t have a moscroscof or what ever it’s called,but I like romance and love and kissing and sex and things like that so I wanna play(in multiplayer)and I wanna find a cute boy to be my boyfriend in the game because in real life I’m eight and my mom says I can’t have a boyfriend yet,but in the game it’s fun!Because the kissing it makes me get a feeling I really like!Please fix
Review by The1ThatsNotTaken on Minecraft.