What the heck is this? – Google Device Policy Review

I got this notification saying I needed to get the latest device policy, so I go to the App Store, download it because I can’t check my email on my phone any longer (even though it only had 2 stars), and now it keeps taking me through this download cycle where nothing is actually downloaded but then it tells me I need to update my device policy! This is beyond frustrating.
Review by nutterb on Google Device Policy.