Big data wins again – UNC Check-In Review

I pay good money to go to college, so when I realized it was required to download this LOCATION STEALING APP onto my precious new phone I was rightfully angered and confused. Why, in this era of rampant data monetization and GOVERNMENT SPYING are we treated like we're under house arrest and forced to use this glorified ANKLE BRACELET whenever class rolls around? I came to this school as a mother of two (used to be three until I was convinced by some communist establishment doctor to vaccinate my third and he developed autism), and let me tell you, I would never forcefully TRACK my kids location to make sure they were home on time. I believe in cultivating an aura of skepticism and independence in all my children which is why I have decided to NEVER SEND MY CHILDREN to college. These institutions indoctrinate our kids and regurgitate PRO-VAXXING, ROUND EARTH PEA BRAINS that are complacent with their data being stolen and sold to people like SATAN ZUCKERBERG and FELON MUSK so that they can rake in the millions and keep the free thinkers of our country TAGGED AND TRACKED. DO NOT INSTALL!
Review by xXx_karen_xXx on UNC Check-In.