Rngeesus is dead – Dice Mage Online Review

When I entered this game, I was expecting thrilling fights against one another, the odds being the only factor, but apparently there are so many jank things in this game which need to be improved, it’s ludicrous. N*1: Every time you’re done with a match, beware of pressing the equipment button (or any other I didn’t test), because it will crash your game (I’m hoping this may be fixed later on, it’s minor). N*2: I’ve played against more AI’s than humans (I only encountered 4 or so) it’s noticeable by the facts that they don’t emote, have surprisingly matching attire, and all share a common name alongside a title. N*3: The multiplayer is the worst thing I’ve seen so far, from unfair matchmaking (personal ex: lv 1 vs lv 8), to toxic matches and god awful RNG. Most damage spells need to be nerfed, because damage spam is a thing, and +154 damage on a single attack at lv 2 should be impossible. Healing is one of the few decent spells. I’ve had more ones on normal, re-rolled and re-re-rolled dice than minutes spent on this game. Possibly make it favorable that such low throws don’t happen so often. N*4: This is a grudge I’ve had for a long time about this title: make it in a way that you can fully customize your outfits, wand, hats, pets and battle stands. All it should be is a cosmetic effect (don’t know what the “cosmetic item” might do) N*5: The chances of getting that golden dust seem way too low. Not only does it discourage from players to find good gear, spending more gems and (possibly) spending more money, but it encourages to go with the first common or rare they get. N*6: This is purely aesthetic, but the main hub seems too minimalistic. I hope that you don’t see this as an angry speech by sone unlucky guy, but just a message that’s warning you of the problems in the game in it’s current form. I know (and hope) that you devs might do something about these problems.
Review by anaeb04 on Dice Mage Online.