Horrible game!!! – Paper.io 2 Review

The game is so fake. The ads are fake. The screen shots on the App Store are fake. The app support is fake. The other “players” are fake! They are computer players on a suicide mission to kill you. The robo players don’t play to gain area, they’re just there to kill you and if you kill them, another one takes their place - so if you get to 80%, there are so many of them running around in the other 20%, that it becomes impossible to win... but there is a way. The thing that really makes it bad is the poor programming. The robo players move faster and sometimes can’t be killed, Sometimes you get killed when you shouldn’t be, and sometimes your area just disappears. The game is constantly trying to open other apps while you are playing the game! There is a terrible lag, but that can be fixed. How to get better gameplay: Use AIRPLANE MODE on your device. The game runs more smoothly, has less problems, and - best of all - there are NO ADS! HOW TO WIN: There is only one way to get 100%. Because all of the fake players just keep coming back, you can only win by making your way around the outer rim, making space a little at a time, and connecting all the way around, which automatically fills the middle. You have to work fast, because they will cut off your tail as you go. I have only been able to accomplish this one time. Again, this could be a great game... if Voodoo made these basic changes: 1. Start with a certain number of “players” if you kill them, the stay dead. STOP ADDING MORE PLAYERS. 2. Fix the bugs. Area turns invisible, sometimes you lose your area for no reason, and many other bugs. 3. Make it FAIR. The other “players” move faster. If you cross their line, but they are ALMOST back to their area, they live and their area fills in. On the other hand, if they ALMOST catch you, just after you get back to your area, your area fills in - because you made it back - and then you DIE, because they ALMOST got to your line. Yes, it actually does that A LOT! 4. Make it more like the fake screen shots! The game is zoomed in to half of what it shows on the App Store. As soon as you start making a line, your line is off screen and you get killed by someone you can’t even see. I’m sure Voodoo won’t bother, because they are busy pumping out other badly created games to take your money. They won’t even bother to respond to the reviews. And they have made sure that there is no way to contact them... no support whatsoever. Click on the app support link in App Store and it takes you to their site... no support for players, just info to sell more ads!
Review by Twisted30 on Paper.io 2.