It has taken over my life. – Reddit Review

I have no idea how it happened but I am now a slave to public opinion, and it’s all thanks to this marvelous app which allows me to access literally anything the internet may be talking about at any given time all in one remarkably versatile platform. Thank you Reddit for devouring my words and judging their value in a passionless manner. You are like the cold and hateful governess I never had.
Review by LordEvilhead on Reddit.