Don’t waste your time – Pineapple - 13 Card Poker Review

Decent game BUT the tournament play is totally messed up. You’ll mostly be matched against unskilled bots. And then heads up play vs bots let’s you play free vs the ones that are not very good, and charges an absurd amount of money MONTHLY to play the one “pro” bot. The real reason not to download in my opinion, is that the scoring and gameplay is buggy. This is probably due to coding errors that are not affecting most of the game but if you pay close attention you’ll see here and there... especially in the group tourneys. Also I strongly suspect that the “pro” bot is getting dealt cards outside of the normal randomization scheme. Why? When they get a fantasy round to play all cards at once, their cards seem to be consistently WAY stronger than the fantasy cards I get. I’m saying like every time they’ll have massive hands, like 2 full houses and AA or a straight flush and straight and KK, whereas I’ll be lucky if I can play a flush OR straight and one or two more pairs in my fantasy rounds. It’s just so absurdly imbalanced. That’s purely anecdotal and after maybe 30 fantasy rounds observed. So it’s not a HUGE sample size but I’m not wrong... their “pro” bot is really just dealing off the bottom of the deck. Anyhow it’s sad but I had to delete this app. If it was truly free or a one time purchase, say $2 or $3, which it’s worth, I’d buy it and play daily. But when they want $20+ per month AND it’s loaded with bugs that have been there for months, and instead of fixing they add more bugs... F that!
Review by sheilæ on Pineapple - 13 Card Poker.