I agree with the “Booty Hole!” – Strike Hit Review

It’s that boom boom bam-a-lam, right up the Ol’ booty chute. That ain’t no lie folks. Also, understand this: I just busted out 5 *s and the game hasn’t even finished downloading yet. This is exactly how eager I am and precisely how vigorously I anticipate a 5 star-quality game here. One may question the validity of such a pre-mature response, but I do not see it in quite the same light. Please consider: -You’re alone on a deserted and dusty street at around dusk. -You’re standing there (envision an old western stand-off scene, only you’re the only one there after you’ve walked the steps opposite you’re would-be ‘opponent), and its just you....no sound, with the exception of maybe a distant fart that perhaps squeezed out of your own hole, that is now merely a soft and barely recognizable “riiiiiiiiiip” gently cascading over and through the canyon, joining the many lost and forgotten rips; where you’re not even sure if that memory of it is your own, or was it placed there by some far off flatulence faction....if not for that rank odor snapping you back into reality. I digress. -So, you feel a small bulge in your right pocket and ever so faintly reach for it, except you stop yourself because you easily access a painful memory, a reminder of simpler times, where blown out booty rings were a thing of the people; for the people; by the people. -Now, you immediately get that knot in your throat that quickly passes down and into your esophagus (not your trachea people!!!!) right down into the pit of your gut. Waiting. Ah yes, waiting for it’s turn to enter the long chamber that is your small intestines and eventually through the colon (of which I no longer have), passing around to the left side of your large, most certainly dark and putrid large intestine... where the only way “in” is “out.” Right out the Ol’ booty chute. Does that help you? Sure should.
Review by yodajack22 on Strike Hit.