Reviewer ban, anyone? – Write Now LITE Review

I know this is a little unorthodox, but I'm going to review these reviewers for the sake of app users everywhere. Now I understand that a) English isn't everyone's first language and b) children are allowed to use this system, BUT if you want anyone to take you seriously, at AT LEAST TRY to NOT sound like a third grader who learned all their English from MTV. Furthermore, complaining that a 'lite' has limited features makes you sound genuinely stupid. I don't walk into Trader Joes take, a sample, and complain I'm not getting a free lunch. Instead I thank the nice lady, and if I like it, I pay for more. Welcome to capitalism. Get used to it. Also. Smileys. Anyone who puts more than three smileys in a review does not have an opinion worthy of any respect. I automatically add a sixteenth of a star to compensate for your negative rating. And finally, more of a suggestion in this case than a complaint - please say exactly why you don't like it. That way I know if it's because you're stupid, you didn't like the interface, or it doesn't work reliably. Oh, and be specific about what doesn't work, not about how these nameless features make you feel or how there is no hope.
Review by Another Angry Student on Write Now LITE.