I didn't get what I wanted – Messenger Review

So I talked to my grandma in the kitchen and she told me that we were going to cook dinner but dinner wasn't served. Basically I was sitting there wondering why the hell that happened. Yesterday when I spoke to her father explained that they were having some difficult times and that they needed to work together to fix them. After a long amount of time we talked about messenger and how stupid the app is. I called the cops and they came over to my house and arrested my grandma for using Messenger. I want to talk about steak 'n Shake. Very good place to be. You get good milkshakes and stuff like that. I got arrested for pulling up the drive-through. A song came on the radio. A good song. Did you know that if you play a song on the radio, you can hear it? I have people didn't know that. Oh wait, it's big it's because you're deaf. Today at school I had an assignment. It was called how bad is messenger. My grandma got out of jail for using Messenger because it wasn't actually a crime. I'm basically lying to you. The point of my review is, messenger is retarded. Worst app on the planet.
Review by calvinrocks on Messenger.