Abhorrent play – 2048 Review

I’ll preface this by stating that the Co-Op play hospitalized me for nearly a year. After a mere minute of gameplay my blood pressure reached severe hypertension and the palpitations began. Nearing the five minute mark the arrhythmia was so intense I could feel colors and vibrate through walls. I tried to cry out but what had once been joyous squeals had morphed into nothing more than a nefarious, hissing mephitis which was fumigating my very soul. At this point I knew it was over. I dropped the phone and called an ambulance. From here, the exposure was limited to about 4 seconds, but in that time I watched days pass, the seasons change, empires rise and fall. The long term severe brain damage I undoubtedly suffered only added to the effect. Today 2048 “cooperative play” is banned by all 148 signatory nations to the Geneva convention as a crime against humanity. Learn from my mistakes. Don’t be a statistic.
Review by Shsnebzjenmzls on 2048.