Fun for a day, but full of glitches – Hobo Simulator Review

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t enjoy this game, but it has some really awful glitching, and it’s clear the developer didn’t put much effort into testing or debugging after the app was on the market. I just about beat the game in one day as far as I’m concerned, went from having nothing to being the president and the world’s greatest bank robber simultaneously. Suddenly, after one of the game’s many freeze-ups, I was suddenly informed that “I can’t rob banks because I need a helicopter”, even though I already had one. Then I was suddenly informed that I had died at the age of 33, even though a fortune teller had told me I would die at the age of 63, and I had plenty of money (for all currencies), full stats, a bodyguard, and an attorney. There wasn’t even an explanation for why I died, and due to the permadeath nature of the game, I have no desire to play it anymore. Like most silly little smart phone games, this entertained me for a day, but now I’m done with it.
Review by PetetNels107 on Hobo Simulator.