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Hobo Simulator

Simulator of the life of the hobo.
Category Price Seller Device
Games Free Denis Tokarev iPhone, iPad, iPod

• Get drunk and achieve the maximum popularity!
• Search for coins on the streets, wash cars, fight other hobos, rob strangers and banks!
• Open your office or start your own startup!
• Make the most money in the shortest time! Compete with your friends!

Almost every event in this game happens randomly.
Every move equals one day. Every day your health, happiness and satiety decrease.
If your health, happiness or satiety will drop to zero, you have 7 days to improve the situation, otherwise you will die.
Every year you will celebrate your birthday and get presents.
Every day you have a chance to find empty bottles and then sell them.

Sooner or later your hobo will die from old age. To avoid that, you can buy an immortality pill. Note that it DOES NOT protect you from dying from hunger, sickness, unhappiness or poverty.

If you play this game on the iPhone, the menu is opened by swiping right. You can also switch categories using two-finger vertical scrolling.

You can backup your game using iTunes file sharing.

Reviews

Negative money????
Should have been a fun game

I been playing this game allot, and it’s a good game! The problem is, when you get farther there is a bug where your money goes negative. It doesn’t recognize any of my previous assets (ex. Tent, car) and force closes the app if I try to continue. It really impedes progress and makes the game unfun... the worst part is this app hasn’t been updated in 3 years which means that the simple fact is it is unlikely that a problem like this will be fixed anytime soon. If you are a new prospective player scrolling through the App Store DONT DOWNLOAD THIS APP (unless if you see it has updated within at least 3 years) the devs don’t care and there WILL BE BUGS!


Definitely a fun great concept
shouldnt be in the app store

Personally I do wish there was more depth to it, however. Once I got past the early game there was very little challenge. Plus there’s not enough content to keep me coming back after beating it once. If it was an expanded game with varying paths and more content, then it would have more replay value. It was still very fun my first play through though. I’d like to see more games like this. I would pay for an expansion to this. I would also add that I very much appreciate the lack of ads. That made the game much more enjoyable. I didn’t feel like I was being used.


Bad Crash
BbryceLegg

I really enjoyed the game untill it crashed and I had to restart when I had just got president


Fun!
Rainbowlyn

This game is super fun and witty!


Awesome
AnnyTheUnicornWasHere

Fun game but a little hard in the start.


Crashes Ruined It
Gregsi123

This game was very entertaining and addicting for a while until I became Senator. After attempting to earn money by going to meetings, the game crashes every single time. I also cannot transfer currencies without the game crashing. Please fix


Crap! Impossible to figure out!
Albano5566

Doesn't explain how to play. Really boring, just mindless clicking with almost no guidance. How do you do anything? You need money to buy things, but it seems impossible to earn money. So you can’t play at all. This app is crap!


When you get really good...
EvanBullins

When you get really far and you started being secretary and all of that your game will randomly start to crash and then it will say that you don’t have an office or car etc. It will put you into the negatives and you will eventually die I believe it took me and my friend 2-4 hours to get to this point and we both went out the same harsh way. So please fix this or I may kms if I ever get that far again please it fr is really stupid so yeah I love your game but way too many glitches.


Broken game
Linderfan

Fix your game... my progress got reset as i was trying to run for president. It just crashed and when i relogged it was reset... not to mention everytime my money was minus it would crash aswell


Fun But Broken
I Am Unicornz

This is a very fun game don’t get me wrong, a put over 15 or so dollars into this game so I could get a good boost. Then I played and played until today the game told me I had negative ₽, so I went to fix it and my game crashed, and crashed, I could do everything else except work. So I tried to attempt a job I hadn’t done (Trade Weapons) and it still crashed, I had wasted 500,000 dollars on the minister of defense and I couldn’t use it. Now the next thing I did was try to uninstall and reinstall the game. Now if you have a similar problem to me please do not do this. I lost everything except my immortality pill which I gained by pressing the restore purchases button. I then deleted the game in frustration and that brings me here. Please fix this problem it is very annoying and has happened to me on multiple fresh starts and if I can I would love my money back or at least my in game purchases back. Thank you <3