Bark at the moon... – Three Wolf Moon™ HowlTone Generator Review

Finally my phone has wolf-harnassing capabilities. Since downloading my phone text messages telekinetically, is its own WiFi hub, and is a fully functioning flux capacitor. It also instantly loaded the phone number of every woman in existence and never overheats. Pros: has wolves on it, gets women, makes food taste better Cons: cannot transform into a semi (yet), could use a wolf on the home button
Review by neverAcquiesce on Three Wolf Moon™ HowlTone Generator.