Counter-Review? – Crossy Road Review

Haha, just found a hilarious review. They were complaining the game was too hard or something (it isn’t), and how some characters cost real money (they don’t). They were also complaining how in Pecking Order, they dislike not being good, which doesn’t make sense. They also complained of you don’t move fast enough, an eagle comes to kill you (which is extremely avoidable). They then proceeded to say that they were disappointed and regretted their decision of downloading this game every day. Alright, first of all, I can relate on regretting getting a free game for the rest of my life, such a shame. The reviewer sounds like they despise the game, although their bad grammar mixes up what they’re trying to say, even though they rated it a 3 star. Great game, so happy you added New Zealand characters, of which only previously had 2. Great game, please updating!
Review by Domo the Butterknight on Crossy Road.