THE EXPANSION OF THE WEAKLING – Bird — Ride Electric Review

Ever since I was a kid in Venice skateboarding has been the standard. Everyone who rode scooters usually wore helmets and lots of sunscreen as well. In other words they were pathetic and we pointed that out, not to be mean but to make clear that it is not respectable to ride a scooter. Use a bike or a skateboard or just walk for God’s sake. The bird is the evolution of these people, it shows me that men and women, with real human strength, are dying, and replacing them is a weak, lame, lazy breed. The bird person. YOU ARE PATHETIC IF YOU RIDE A BIRD. YOU ARE AN ADULT WHO RIDES A SCOOTER. THATS LAME GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD, BE REAL DO SOMETHING COOL. DONT BE WEAK!
Review by SAMF333 on Bird — Ride Electric.