This company :( – Angry Birds 2 Review

This company has some audacity. Words will not express my disgust for this application, but I’ll try. After playing SEVERAL TIMES DAILY for almost a year, I was FORCED to burn-out by despicable SALES attempts after very UNFAIR & UN-WINNABLE game-play situations & OBVIOUS “algorithms” implanted to “STEAL” your money. Every once in a while I’ve opened the app again to play again. Is the STUPIDITY & GREED is gone yet? No it’s WORSE & VALIDATES my HATE for this app. Expect to be matched-up unfairly in the Arena, given un-winnable games to force you to “pay gems” to continue; or you’ll have to start your win-streak all over. The game becomes excruciatingly slow to evolve at higher levels as cost to “level-up” birds becomes an insane 50,000 feathers as you’re awarded only 50 to 150 at a time by “drawing cards” that see u conveniently choose a WEAK prize, but see the AMAZING prize you didn’t pick. Chance?? Oh no... I can spin my wheels & spend my money on UNFAIR TACTICS for MONTHS. I truly did enjoy this app to help me let go of the real world; I played it passionately & WAS even a leader in my “clan.” But BLATANT GREED & VERY ANNOYING GAME-PLAY SITUATIONS throw itself in your face much too often. People wanna play to relax & let off steam. HA! If you’ve had a bad day, & you open THIS APP to improve your mood? Oh no. This game will PUSH YOU OVER the edge & FINISH YOU OFF! They get you addicted over your first month, then you’re SLAMMED with ALGORITHMS, programmed to know it’s time to PAY CASH FOR PLAYING or get off the app. I can lose 6 Arena games in a row now, use all my tickets & spells in the process & there is NO REMORSE from this application. After consuming 30-45 minutes trying to win 3 consecutive games in the “Daily Challenge,” you then get ONE HOUR (better have that time available NOW) on the next daily-task, “Pig Panic.” Must win 3 MORE very difficult games IN A ROW. Expect to lose that WHOLE HOUR trying unless you BUY GEMS to PURCHASE your win to continue that is. Game-play is TIME-LIMITED so that when you fail after spending ONE WHOLE HOUR trying, it feels like “wasted time” = pressure to PURCHASE your win so that the HOUR you just wasted FEELS validated. I spent all of my lives & countless gems on “Pig Panic” AND I also couldn’t get passed a Level for a whole MONTH, failing time after time, after spending all my gems AGAIN & AGAIN, & STILL didn’t come close... & I couldn’t use “spells” because it was a BOSS level. Oh... They want MORE money. Smh. I am burrrrned out. Turn off the app now? Back to a REAL game that allows your talent to shine like 8-Ball Pool. Rovio cheats its customers to burn them out before they get to see all of their creativity like level 1000 (cute)... SOOO many levels that I’ll bet a VERY SMALL percentage of downloaders will EVER see due to becoming burned-out too quickly. What is your pressure Rovio? We WANT to play this game. YOU’VE SCREWED IT UP! I can’t keep spending gems for EVERY DANG GAME. My Flock Power is 429, I’m at Star Level 87, & I suddenly can’t win MOST games in the arena as they are matching me against TOO-strong players OR putting me in un-winnable situations to take my money & force in-app purchase opportunities. Algorithms are CLEARLY cheating for your cash. I’ve begun refusing to pay & just taking it in the bo-bo bcuz it’s EVERY GAME & after having over 4000 gems a month ago, I now have uh... 58. I say to myself, “I effing hate this game” WAY too often to call this app a FUN way to pass time. Too frustrating to even try anymore. ESPECIALLY when you add to the fact that birds NOW cost 40,000 feathers to power them up & the prizes SIGNIFICANTLY shrank. 25-150 feathers at a time...?! THAT PACE?!? SERIOUSLY STUPID! Also I’ve bought all the bird-hats I can afford. If I want another, they’ll expect me to fork over BIG cash to purchase a “legendary” hat for 25,000 “Black pearls.” I WAS ENJOYING THIS GAME AHOLES! And the physics are SO unfair when they cheat; annoying! I’m SICK of Rovio’s blatant, terrible tact. This game has amazing POTENTIAL to be the greatest, but it’s DESPICABLE AND ANNOYING. ...And their “Editor’s Choice” award/review? LOL! It says: “It only took us a FEW MINUTES to fall in love.... blah blah...” A FEW MINUTES?!? No kidding!! Me too! Play longer than a “few minutes” please (months), & the ALGORITHMS WILL DISCOVER YOU, then YOU will discover how much audacity this company has! This game is MADE for the STUPID & IGNORANT. No worries... EVENTUALLY, when you’ve been stuck on a level for weeks & they’ve spun your wheels to their amusement long enough; you’ll suddenly see GOLDEN pigs showing up in game-play (extra birds/lives) & suddenly the game becomes EASY and definitely “nudged” to get you through the level you’ve been stuck on PROVING the game is “rigged” with a handicap. If they can make it EASY, oh you can bet they can make it HARD when they need to hit that INCOME QUOTA! ...AND they suddenly will NOT allow you to watch a Video/commercial for an extra bird when it’s REALLY needed, they GIVE us “the bird” (laughing pigs) when we run out of lives and they don’t offer that video for an extra life AFTER they’ve trained you to EXPECT a video for an extra bird/life. Even though they’d MAKE MONEY with us watching a video-commercial, it’s not ENOUGH money because they KNOW you NEED that win-streak on game #7 to win the big prize and they’ll make MORE money if they sell you gems rather than offer you a video. Sorry guys. Wanna play? BUY A LIFE! This company deserves ZERO praise for their efforts; I truly mean this. The audacity is unreal... and this all comes from a customer that HAS made it to the 71st floor on the tower & sitting high on the game-stats... Aren’t we select few supposed to feel PROUD? I don’t; I feel jacked around. I come back to read this & say to myself, “Good. This review is all exactly correct.” WARNING; PLAY ONLY TO SPIN YOUR WHEELS. I effing hate this game. The Worst.
Review by FelixTruvere on Angry Birds 2.