This Game Changed My Life! – Call of Sniper shooter for Contract Duty on Crime Review

I was in my room, when all of a sudden, my anal cavity began leaking profusely. I shuffled around my room in pure panic, only to rest my eyes on this masterpiece. My butthole did not only repair itself, but sucked itself to the point where it turned inside out. My knees became weak as the percentage for the loading screen grew... 10%, 24%, and that sweet, sweet, 100%. My spine tingled, hairs rising ever so quickly. I loaded up the driving mode, and began to drive my retro 1990s police vehicle. The classic, and never overused, choice of starter vehicle brought it back to the classics for me allowing me blasts of nostalgia. Not to mention the absolute creativity of the monster truck vehicle, it is something AAA games should look up to. The sniping is ahead of its time as the sniper sways so much that you think you have Tourette’s. It allows for the plot to thicken; however, it also enables to player to engage more and expand their level of mind to something higher, to question their choices as the nameless, faceless, character. The main character, in my opinion, seems to have come down with a form of PTSD, which is why he’s so quiet. Due to this condition, he also magically got Dyslexia, which is the reason behind the purposely-set grammar mistakes. My personal favorite quote was during a sniper mission where you kill Jason Vorehes himself, and the reason is because he’ll kidnap a girl and “misuse her”. It gives a new adult tone to the story as sex is now mentioned. It is like 50 Shades of Grey. And that is why I give this game my personal top choice of this decade.
Review by HardhammerFTW on Call of Sniper shooter for Contract Duty on Crime.