life changer – Fart World Review

this app has changed my life. not only has it taught me new ways to fart, but it allows me to get the credit for the beautiful sounds. i also love the timer, it’s perfect for planting near your very annoying family members and blaming it on them. the intensity is a thrill. when i’m in the mood for a silent but deadly, i get to pick a 1. and when i want it to be the worst thing i’ve ever smelled, i get to pick a 5. this app has given my life meaning and i would give my life to whoever created this app.
Review by blackbears fave (; on Fart World.