Could be THE WORST Game I've EVER Downloaded, Bar NONE!!! – Snail Hop and Bob Review

Graphics are Horrid, Cannot tell what you are supposed to do...tap the screen...1,2,3..."Game Over...SHARE???" Yeah, NOT LIKELY!!!! The little Snail is cute, however, I dunno if he/she is hibernating or what the deal is... I generally & genuinely have a high tolerance for stupid and pointless games...after all, a lot of times....THAT IS EXACTLY THE REASON WHY I WAS LOOKING FOR A GAME IN THE FIRST FLIPPING PLACE!!!! I'm not looking for a Masterpiece, I'm looking for something I can play for 5 hours, minutes or seconds and can be just as happy and not having to draw maps & make notebooks filled with vital information necessary to open a doorway, castle, bridge or get someone's lips to flapping!!!!! This game ... 5 seconds, seems to me, to be, 5 seconds to long, in the current form!!!!
Review by KissyKid on Snail Hop and Bob.