I didn't even need to play the game to know this would be terrible – Can You Dab On a Hoverboard - Flip Board Simulator Review

Well before I even played this horrifically named piece of garbage I checked what extra characters there were. There are two, that's pretty low. You can by each character individually for a dollar a piece, or them all for four dollars. That is right, four. As for the gameplay, oh god the gameplay. It's swiping in a direction (Up, Left, Right and down) to maneuver around a incoming oil slick and an army of sentient man holes that are trying to kill you. Okay, I've heard worse concepts for a game, what's the story? Get this there is none! Now I don't want to be a total jerk so I'm gonna give some criticism. Make a story for the game, make the game play have a point. Have free characters that you can unlock in game and fix the prices. And of course, just make the game more engaging. I hope you heed my advice as I am spending a lot of time writing a review for a horrifically mediocre game that has maybe the most specific name I've ever heard of.
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