TERRIBLE! – Jump Effects - Add Sound Effects to your Life Review

I got this app that was irrelevant to what I searched except that it has to do with sound effects from a search for an app that I could use to add sound effects to videos, but even though when I realized this wasn't what I thought it was once I had a glimpse of the whole title, I still thought it could be pretty interesting, but NO! IT'S WAY TOO SENSETIVE!!! Even if you set sensetivity to zero point zero zero it STILL doesn't care i you're just taking a step up some stairs or something like that, or if you're actually JUMPING! And I actually like the idea of a Mario jump sound effect in real life, in fact that's the first one I tried, but it's NOT EVEN THE REAL SOUND EFFECT!!! TAKE THIS APP OF TEH APPSTORE PLZ! AND IF UR A USER PLANNING TO GET IT, DON'T GET IT!!! IN FACT, I DON'T EVEN FEEL LIKE THIS APP IS WORTHY OF MORE THAN -5 STARS OR EVEN WORTHY TO BE REVEIWED FOR THAT MATTER, BUT I WANT YOU LAZY DEVELOPERS TO HEAR MY OPIONION! BECAUSE AS AN 11-YEAR-OLD KID, I DON'T GET MUCH RESPECT! And also just because I want everyone to know how terrible I think this app is because APPARENTLY, everybody else just immediately took into account that this app isn't worthy of a reveiw. Anyways, I hope my advice to FRICKIN' TAKE THIS TERRIBLE APP OFF THE FRICKIN' APP STORE THAT BTW HAS A FRICKIN' TERRIBLE SEARCH FEATURE has helped you to at least update the app so that it is decent, or just F***ING DELETE IT OFF THE FRICKIN' APPSTORE!!!
Review by Blaine H. on Jump Effects - Add Sound Effects to your Life.