Nicolas Cage – Whack-A Nicolas Cage Edition Review

Sweet merciful God yes. This game-- no, it is much more than just a game-- has changed my life forever. Since I downloaded it, I have become fluent in seven languages, discovered a new element, Nicolium Cage, and asexually reproduced a clone of myself to carry out my previous life so I can continue to play this game. This is the best $0 I've ever spent in my life.
Review by A Fan of the Wicker Man on Whack-A Nicolas Cage Edition.