UHYPE – The Hype Union High School Review

So, whilst looking at a portrait of Ronald Reagan, I asked myself, "How can I become a better American?" So, I went on the AppStore, and found this app. Immediately after downloading this app, I sprouted eagle wings. Bald, American, eagle wings. I flew over ISIS with my wings of freedom and screamed about how America and UHS is the greatest thing to ever be put on the earth. Moral of the story: get the app. Be an American.
Review by Drew Hoke on The Hype Union High School.