Great app to enable your depression – HippoRemote Pro ~ Wireless Keyboard, Mouse, Remote Control & Gamepad Review

Face it. You're ganna let yourself go eventually and you already don't give a flying ding dong. So gather up your savings, bribe a macdonalds employer to bring you some of that tasty beefcrack every day, download this app and finally become one with your sweet soft bed. Don't forget to contact your local weed dealer for the back pain you'll have! Plus you won't even be able to remember that you're wasting your life away! What a blissful way to slip off into social solitude and eventually, a silent dark and lonely abyss of nothingness! 10/10
Review by Dsheek on HippoRemote Pro ~ Wireless Keyboard, Mouse, Remote Control & Gamepad.