Poorly Programmed Junk Game – French Bulldog World, Dog Game Review

I have never felt so bad about losing $1 as I do right now. I love french bulldogs.... I own 3, work with a rescue devoted to them, and have half my house decorated in their image. Even still, my emotional attachment to the breed is not enough to let me forgive this abysmal game. The controls are unresponsive and the arbitrary time limits don't allow for any exploration (most likely due to pushing you through game as quickly as possible so you don't notice the poor level design and even poorer hitboxes). If you love frenchies and have a dollar I suggest you buy them a treat with it instead then deeply inhale their farts afterwards for a more pleasurable experience than this game!
Review by Honey badger 1000 on French Bulldog World, Dog Game.