Meh – Stairs to Heaven Review

This app is decent by way of the main "idea", I guess (by that, I mean that there is a challenge present). There are just a few little things that don't quite work with me: The game is tallscreen, by which I mean the sides are cut off rather than the top and bottom in a widescreen thing. The icons on the main menu are a little messed up. For instance, there's the obvious start game button; a question mark button that, when pressed, also starts the game (it couldn't be a tutorial or anything?); the Game Center button; and a TV button that opens up an ad (it just OPENS an AD! Why would I want that, exactly?). The screen constantly moves, meaning you have to keep up your pace or "die" when you reach the edge of the screen (this isn't mentioned anywhere in the game, you just have to find out for yourself). The music that always plays is very distracting. If you make a tall jump instead of a short jump, the character just jumps off, as if to say, "Eh, Heaven isn't worth climbing stairs."
Review by App**virgin on Stairs to Heaven.