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You. Me. Heaven.

Crazy and surreal point-and-click-adventure about the anguish of a former bully.
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Games Free Jens Staaf iPhone, iPad, iPod

Tova used to be a real bully back in school, many years ago. One day a strange shadow knocks her door and brings back a slice of her dirty past.

”You. Me. Heaven.” is a classic point-and-click-adventure, a pitch black surreal comedy, with two playable protagonists; The former bully Tova, and the bullying victim ”The new girl”.

Visit the fearsome Castle Death Spider(tm), meet lots of zany characters, play rock paper and scissors against an evil warlock, participate in the surreal family show ”Guests with chests”, find out what’s behind the secret door in Tovas basement (but there IS no basement… or is there?), go beyond space and time to a secret alternative dimension… and make choices that shapes the story and it’s resolution.

This is not a game about heroes. This is a game about a shy bullied girl, and about a former bully’s journey through anguish and remorse.

”You. Me. Heaven.” is an independent follow-up on the critically-acclaimed surreal point-and-click-adventure ”You. Me. Hell.”, but doesn’t require you to have played the first game first.

”You. Me. Heaven.” is not a game for kids. It contains strong language, violence and gore, zombies, weapons, flesh eating bacteria, sad dolls, Dala-horses, pumpkins and lots of pitch-black lethal humor.

If you get stuck, check the full walkthrough at:
http://www.biscuitplacebo.com/you_me_heaven/you_me_heaven_-_walkthrough.txt

Reviews

Hello
jensinskylark

I would like to buy the rights too this game


Life changing and mind boggling
The Sad Musician

This game changed all of my perspective on how actions and all the things i say can change someones life, and how their reactions can change mine One of the best games ive ever played, i wish jens would make more games of this kind I really loved the story and i would encourage you too play it, it could change the way you see yourself and others


It’s the best but
MasterOfWolfs

It’s the best game in my opinion but I don’t know if it’s just me or the game but it keeps freezing the game and it logs me out but when i go back and click play it brings me back to tor and tov ( i forgot their names sorry)


I See Heaven
Tzimmes

This game contains problems on my iPhone because whenever I solved the problem by breaking that woman’s glasses, she doesn’t state she wants to fight those evil aliens.


Where did you. Me. Hell. Go??
Hmpriv

I absolutely love these games, I played them in years ago and every now and then I will replay them and can’t seem to find the very first one of us game. But either way it is the best point and click games that I’ve ever played from the App Store, absolutely love them and the replay value is amazing. Biscuit placebo is such a wonderful company and I know it is just that one developer but please make more amazing work I will pay!


Too aimless
B Stadiem

This game is bizarre. No one really put any thought into it, as evidenced by the horrible grammar. It’s a waste of time.


Special
Sgt.Cuddels

This is one of the better games for your phone. So different, interesting, and unique. I had both you me heaven and you me hell for my galaxy and played them non-stop. I honestly can’t think of another way to make a game so enjoyable funny and dark.


Too Good For Words
Beaverwithachainsaw

The comedy is off the chain, and the games are nice and LONG. If they made a new game every day, I would download every one and pay to do it. Bring it on, Biscuit People!


Awesome game!
Klabbevinius

Great click and point adventure game! Don't miss out


Luv itttt but stuck ;-;
Moviefan1381

I really love these games u make!!! They're soooo awesome and cool!!!... Just three things i wanna say: 1-make more from these! 2-am i the only one that's stuck in the very first part? 3-can't listen to music while playing the game;-;... Please fix? Except those stuff, THESE GAMES RULE!!! ????❤️❤️