pINKy the Game

DONT DOWNLOAD THIS APP!!!!

Category	Price	Seller	Device
Games	Free	Curtis Renshaw	iPhone, iPad, iPod

Hey— do you like your device you're using right now?
Do you like that it isn't completely obliterated?
Then maybe it would be a good idea for you to stay away from this app... it's really frustrating.

You WILL end up throwing your device at a wall and shattering it by round 3...

(*pINKy the game is not responsible for shattered phones via tossing frustration)

Do you like your life right now?
Do you enjoy people and laughter?
Please DONT get this app, it will suck the joy out of you, you can (and will) become addicted, you wont be able to put your device down!

You have been warned.

You may think this app looks simple, I mean just look at the screenshots, all you have to do is travel with your ink propulsion octopus, and not touch the walls— how hard can it be? Well... quite frankly, it can be as hard as Will.I.Am's music.

If you walk away now, you will live the rest of your days happy, you will never know the agony of not being able to beat your highscore for days on end. If you walk away now, the story ends. If you take the pINK pill, you will stay in frustration, and I'll show you just how cracked a phone can be. (Because you threw it at a wall out of anger of your inability to score more than "5").

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•pINKy is not liable for detentions you may receive for screaming at your device in frustration during class.
•pINKy is not responsible for any sleep depravation that may result from not being able to put the "freggin'" game down.
•pINKy is an official sponsor of NoShave-November
•Knock knock? Who's there? Doesn't matter, you're too busy playing pINKy to answer the door anyways.
•Octopuses do not actually squirt pink ink in real life, if you put this down on a biology test we are not responsible for your failed grade which causes you to drop out of school in shame and then you become a hobo with 3 toes and have to eat garbage can food for the remainder of your days.
•In the event that you do become a hobo with 3 toes eating garbage can food, we have a tip: thrown-out pizza is like a wild card, because you can put any other food remains, no matter how much they don't "go together", on the pizza, and it just becomes a "topping".
•What do you call a sleeping pizza? A PiZZZa.
•Don't get this game, you've been warned! Mwahaha

Reviews

Mehhh
Cheerleader : D

I am enjoying the game. I will warn you it is as addicting as flappy bird. But my one complaint is the ads and I was going through the reviews before downloading the game and all I see is ADS ADS TO MANY ADS and I thought it wouldn't be that bad but... It was horribly every time you die (which is a lot) an ad is waiting to POP up to ruin your mood from losing even more!!!!!!!!!!!

PINKY is love Pinky in life
Lintbiuscit

I have grown to love the game pinky. It has consumed my life to a point of no return i wonder if there is a rehab for games beaCAUSE on time i was at work my boss caught me playing pINKy he is nit with us

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TACO_MAN919

Stupid, can't even play the game without adds. You watch more adds than u play the game. Super hard I can't even get 1 score

Please read?
Izy6123

I wish I could give this game no stars. There is an ad waiting for you every time you die! It's horribly made and the ads just make it one of those games nobody buys. Don't waist ur time on this game... It's not worth playing. You will regret buying it!!

REALLY!!! ??????
_.gamer.girlio

Ok so I downloaded a few days ago because people on Instagram recommended it. I played A few times and literally got so annoyed. Not because I couldn't get past 4 but because the adds. Also sometimes when i get back to the home screen instead of the button saying 'play' it's said earn a free life so I of course the first time was like. "Yas!" It's said all you have to do is follow the account so i did. But it did that a hundred more times. And I really hated it so I deleted the app and got it again and the same crap happened again, fix it if take it off the app store

Adds Adds and more Adds
Platko

The game itself is addicting and aggravating when you die, but there are SO many adds. I often delete it and re install the app just because there are too many adds and it gets annoying, but I still wanna play the game. If you have patience and don't mind apps I think you'll enjoy the game.

I HATE IT???
Gfghbhbgcgxgjnhccgvh

Well first this game is seriously stupid in second there is so many ads and if you accidentally click on one when to go back to the screen to the game The screen is all black and it's frozen this game is so stupid and it's really hard to play so I don't understand why you would get this game in the first place seriously don't get this game.

Once upon a add
Frozen_swag

The game is already frustrating now you're just adding 2 million ads. It was just plain annoying I would have to go to multitask close the app and reopen it because they couldn't play the game without an ad popping up