I am Giraffe Reviews – Page 5
5/5 rating based on 221 reviews. Read all reviews for I am Giraffe for iPhone.
I am Giraffe is free iOS app published by COCOSOLA Inc.
My son has became a star
Mottbear
This game is absolutely spectacular. I showed this game to my son and I have to say there was a drastic improvement. His grades have drastically improved and he now passes all his penis inspection days. He has joined sports clubs and is running for student president. He has developed protruding muscles and has outgrown myself and my husband at the ripe age of seven. I often have nightmares that he will take my life and impersonate me at my job and nobody will notice I was gone. Honestly, this game has improved our entire family. Me and my husband were having a very rocky year and were on the verge of divorce, but the raw power of our son has inspired us to stay together. My mother was also in the advanced stages of dementia, and we were sure she wouldn’t make it. When we brought our son to visit her the next day she had regained all her memories and brain functionality. Truly this game is a miracle and I am so greatful. I genuinely don’t know where our family would be today without it.
Well it’s interesting and life changing
kawaiifrogg
One word, BEAUTIFUL P.S if you are a one star review ima giraffe on you P.S your stupid if you think this is fake brother P.S this is so weird, and it’s made my life change in a good way
Yes.
LitLobster
This is a masterpiece. This discovery has led me out of my depression and into the hands of the magnificent God I call The Giraffe. I remember when I saw the light. What was at the end of it? None other than the Giraffe God himself. I never believed in a higher power until now. Giraffe is love. Giraffe is life. I am consumed by the beauty that is Giraffe. I’d probably be in some ditch somewhere without Giraffe. Please join the Giraffe cult. It’s worth it. I’ve seen so many magnificent things. As Shakespeare might say, “Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” Thats why you must worship the Giraffe God and become one of his followers. I had just broken up with my Minecraft girlfriend and Giraffe saved me. He took me in when I was lost. Giraffe loves me like no other. OH GIRAFFE! HOW YOU HAVE SAVED ME FROM SIN! I KNOW FREEDOM! I KNOW LIBERTY! I KNOW GIRAFFE! MY DEAR GIRAFFE YOU ARE MY ONE TRUE LOVE! HOW COULD I EVER REPAY YOU FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE? If giraffe was an anime character he’d be Sebastian from Black Butler and I am Ciel! He’s the Boku to my Pico! He’s the Shu to my Cloth! The Hisoka to my Gon! He’s made Fifty Shades of Grey one hundred times darker, and he made Bible Black even better. In conclusion, don’t.
I’m board
send pleas
Am I able to text to people threw this if so tell me how nexus I’m board so can somebody do somthing please I’m so board help please
I’m speechless
God's sperm chld
This game has done so much for me and my family that can’t even put it into words. I’m just simply great full to have been blessed by my lord and savior with this marvelous app. I never deserved something like this but the lord thought otherwise and gave me this gracious gift. Hallelujah. ???????????????????????❣️❣️??????????????????????
Weird and I don’t understand it
??♀️cassie?♀️?
It’s funny and all but I don’t understand the concept of the game are u like killing other giraffes and eating them like it’s rlly weird and funny but I still don’t understand like it does not tell u what to do so u don’t know wut to do so it makes no sense to play it Bc ur confused and etc
Wow
bot thing
From this game I have learned how to absorb other people and now have taken over half of my town