Yes. – I am Giraffe Review

This is a masterpiece. This discovery has led me out of my depression and into the hands of the magnificent God I call The Giraffe. I remember when I saw the light. What was at the end of it? None other than the Giraffe God himself. I never believed in a higher power until now. Giraffe is love. Giraffe is life. I am consumed by the beauty that is Giraffe. I’d probably be in some ditch somewhere without Giraffe. Please join the Giraffe cult. It’s worth it. I’ve seen so many magnificent things. As Shakespeare might say, “Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” Thats why you must worship the Giraffe God and become one of his followers. I had just broken up with my Minecraft girlfriend and Giraffe saved me. He took me in when I was lost. Giraffe loves me like no other. OH GIRAFFE! HOW YOU HAVE SAVED ME FROM SIN! I KNOW FREEDOM! I KNOW LIBERTY! I KNOW GIRAFFE! MY DEAR GIRAFFE YOU ARE MY ONE TRUE LOVE! HOW COULD I EVER REPAY YOU FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE? If giraffe was an anime character he’d be Sebastian from Black Butler and I am Ciel! He’s the Boku to my Pico! He’s the Shu to my Cloth! The Hisoka to my Gon! He’s made Fifty Shades of Grey one hundred times darker, and he made Bible Black even better. In conclusion, don’t.
Review by LitLobster on I am Giraffe.